Parody of "Nine Inch Nails"' Terrible Lies off some album or another.

hey Man. what, are you trying to starve me? what's with these fries cooked in sub-zero degrees why are they dripping with gobs of fat 'n grease? hey Man, i want a coupon for a happy meal with cheese
terrible fries
hey Man, i really don't know what these were. less like potatoes than something off the floor. i feel my stomach running for the door. hey Man, were these fries really made for an ancestor?
terrible fries
just take 'em away from me. i need something to puke into. just take 'em away from me. i need something to puke into.
hey Man, there's nothing left for me to eat. the burger had no lettuce, pickles or meat. i'm hungry but this meal smells worse than my feet. hey Man, i ordered the hamburger, the hamburger and fries
terrible fries
i can't just throw it in the trash. i better burn it to ash. you'd bring it back as hash. think we'll eat anything
terrible fries
this place should be under quarantine. i feel grease even in my spleen. back again i won't be seen. i want to eat real cuisine. i need something to puke into. i need something to puke into. i need something, i need something, i need something to puke into. you clog up everything. clogging everything. hey Man, i really don't know what to eat. for under fifty bucks.


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