The Ingredients List

This month's issue has been designed under the influence of:

The idea of a "new permanent home", the crooning of Natalie Merchant (formerly of 10,000 Maniacs, which now has a new lead singer with kind of a light, airy voice), The Assassins' Guild BBS (303) 722-6881, the little mottled Closette I've taken a liking too, the "No, I'm not pregnant," crusade, the new Jeep Wrangler radio commercials (with an "evil Brain" voice behind them), the "vegetable disparagement" laws, fwuffy kittykutiekats, the krazies of the KolvirKon Planning Kommittee... (and apparently, the Letter "K"), various springs in Manitou Springs, CO (USA) most especially lemonade from the Ute Chief spring, the little sisters, squirt bottles, hot temperatures, a diet of athletic thirst aides and chewy fruit cookies, more HoL, more Underground, more In Nomine, tastes great, less filling, one angel, and more golden-rumped elephant shrews. Oh, and lest I forget, jingles, giant sloths, "You're not wearing THAT," and wedding bells.

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"With affirmative action in limbo..." - Phrase from article.
"Look at that -- the afterlife is finally getting civilized." -- KML